you know you've played to much FF7 when.....

You raid people's refridgerators to see if they will say "didn't your mother ever tell you not to open people's refridgerators?" rather than beat you up.

you jump from 500 feet high to see if you will crash through a church roof and land in a soft flowerbed.

you clutch your skull in acute pain whenever you can't remember parts of your life.

you encourage your best friends and associates to take up arms and fight the local corporate machine with homemade plastic explosives that you got the plans for from a computer.

you beleive you can seriously wield half the weapons used in the game to fight with i.e two huge swords, huge machine guns/blunt objects, bigger and larger weapons to attach to your head

you sever your right arm and have your best friend cut his left arm off, and replace them with machine guns that somehow fire wihtout you pulling any triggers.

you are impervious to your best friends bullets like Barett is when he talks to Dyne

whenever a person attacks you in the street, you halucinate. Your vision blurs, the camera pans around you and your enemy and a menu screen appears at the bottom.

you find a woman that fell from space who has too many limbs and decided to stick it in a vat.

you cut off your mother's head so she will always follow you round wherever you go

you sunbathe in a lab coat with beautiful women surrounding you

you ask the Disney World designers where the Battle Square is

you are impervious to nuclear fire yet not conventional weapons, a few bolts of lightning, blasts of fire and shards of ice.

you have a glowing red orb that, with use, summons 13 huge men to take down anyone you want. But only when you don't need it.

the entire solar system is destroyed, yet the same blast doesn't harm the "Earth" at all

you bust up someone's rhythm and they let you know

you pitty the foo' who doesn't rename Barett "Mr.T"

you go on a date with Barett

you become a trainee pilot and inform your passengers that "wwwarrggh! We're lifting off!"

you get a pilot Limit Break and fly through the sky at warp speeds

you become a champion jockey just by going to prison. Talk about rehabilitation!

Lol Edgar, those were fun!

I got a new one:

You climb the thanksgiving turky and rides of to the sunset

When you dig a hole in the earth looking for the lifestream

You ask a flower salesperson if they are really an ancient.

You buy all the hair-gel in the shop to make your hair Cloudish.

You dive down to the bottom of a lake, and searches for big beasts to slay.

You find a red rock, and is dissapointed that you can't see any enormous knights

You go get yourself killed, thinking you could load and return to life

When your granny dies, you throw her into a pool of water

You get yourself shot several time and then die in bed, thinking you will recover if you sleep

When you get into a fight, you wait for your opponent to hit you, and then you hit him once, and waits for him to hit you again.

Jump off a train to sneak into a Nuclear Reactor

You bomb a nuclearreactor to save the enviroment, realizing to late that you doomed all enviroment in a milewide area

You tranform into summons like Bahumut.

You ask everyone where Nibelheim is

When you save a town from a train crash!

You cut the hand of your freind and tells him he have to be Barret

You get into random fights with "monsters" such as rabbits and small birds

You turn your father to stone
And put him in a dungeon to protect your city

You jump into the Gorilla cages at the zoo, end up in the hospital missinga few limbs and just dont understand why "Umaru" didnt want to listen to you, I mean, you WERE wearing your little Moogle Mom and wings.......

When you try to destroy every black colored rock you find.