Quostest of the mostest

Okay,if any of you remember the two qoting thread things..well this is both of them all in one..just to save some space okies?So basically put any quote here..but make sure that it makes sense..okies? no quotes like
"mraaahhh!" or "Blarrrg!"..okies?cuz thats just..immature and..yeah

well here i go..

"Hey..don't push me..pushj a push pop"
~Me waiting in line for candy and the kid behind me bumped into me

"Shut up, or I'll slap ypu in the face with a fish!"
- Highlander

"You see this pillow..this ain't no ordinary pillow..this is a pillow i'm bout to thunk you in the head with girl!"

"See this backpack..it's full of books"

"Okay..you win.."

~Tiff and myself when arguing over how to pronounce some word..heh

"Dance with her, and she will forgive much. Dance well and she will forgive anything. Step on her toes and she will kill you.

"See this badge?It says NYPD,which means i will knock your punk ass down!"

~Will Smith{MIB}

"Deaths lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain."

"Oh, nothing makes me sadder then the agent lost his bladder in the, Airplane!"

-Cyrus, Con Air

NO! IT CANNOT BE! NO! (or sumthjing like that)

- Luke, the Empire Strikes Back

Carai an Agorander! Al Agorander! Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar! Al Agorander!

-Blooded Yautja

"There are only two times a woman admits she is wrong: when she wants something and when it snows at midsummer."

"Anarchy in all honor, but this forum is an Dichtature, MY Dichtature
*insert evil laughter here*"

-Daniel Agorander

"My whole life is a dark room..one..big..dark..room"
~Lydia{Beetlegeuse}

The names is Bond James Bond

Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande! Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar! Al Ellisande!

Mat, The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan

-Spaceballs

"I have a plan! Why not trash the house? THat way, we'll get the keystone anyway!"

- The little flying devil dude from Black & White

Hastalavista Baby

Terminator

O my god! You killed Kenneth!

- Black & White

"You are a dildo"
"What's a dildo?"
"I don't know, but I bet Cartman doesn't know either"
"I do too"
"What does it means?"
"I am not telling you!"

~South Park

"Mom says life is like a box of chcolates..you never know what you're gonna get.."

~Forrest Gump

"So, lets kill people!*
*Nearby girl chokes on a coke*
"Oh, not you!"

Loki, Dogma

"why did you remove your homeing chip??"
"to make room for the cupcake!"

~Zim and Ger

"Take that, you winged spawn of satan."

~Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

"man that atop is so pimp it's got duck-hunt on it.."
~My brother's friend Ricky

"The handcuffs were his idea"

~My friend, Kevin

"Man You so white man.."
"..i AM white"

~my br0ther and his friend Ricky

"Hey, you hear I finally graduated?"
"Yeah a shade under a decade too. Alright!"
"A lot of people go to college for seven years."
"I know they are called doctors."

~tommy boy

"Make me love my room..buy me these sheets!"

~Me =p

There can be only one

Highlander

"To start, press any key.
Hmmmm... where's the any key?"
*Presses random key*
"Welcome, you got mail!"
"AAAAAAAAAH"


-Homer, Simpsons

"The food was not undelicious"
"The food was delicious"
"We make a great team!"

~homer and Lisa, da simpsons!

Doohhh

Homer Simpson

I WILL RULE YOU!!!

- Jimmy King, Ready to Rumble

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."-Obi-Wan-StarWars The Phantom Meanace

"dead..dead dead deadskee"

~Beetljuice

"Meow"-My cat just now

Man my computer is messed up.YeD or RTV delete this post please I didn't mean for it to doulbe post.I clicked submit twice and it doulbe posted the original message.

" this book isn't arranged that way.this thing reads like stareo intructions,listen to this,Perimeters depends on manifestation to manifestation"

~Beetlejuice

"Equnisu Ocha, Equnisu Ocha"
"He said ..."
"Let me guess, white devil, white devil?"
"Yes, you speak whachootoo?"

~Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

I dont remember me asking you a got #### thing

Pulp Fiction

Check out the big brain on Brett!

-Pulp Fiction

"This is for Broadie."
*Beats the easter bunny down*
- Jay, Mallrats

*car comes up with a white guy in it. The guy flys inside the wheel*

Agent K: Ah nice, standard equipment?
Agent J: Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over.

MIB2

"Who did this to you?"
"The easter bunny. All I did was telling him that the bunny in the other mall is much better."
- Broadie and Jay, Mallrats

1)Look, a skooner!
2)Hah! It's a sailboat you idiot!
1)A skooner IS a sailboat you moron!
2)You now what, THERE IS NO EASTERBUNNY, THE ONE OVER THERE; IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

-Mallrats

"No one says bye anymore when you talk on the phone..i don't even say bye"
"shooooot..neither do i,it's just lates! and click"
"me it's just okay..yeah..yeah..i'll..okay..i'll call you!,click"

~Me and my older sister while watching Sex and the City

I can see dead people

Scary Movie and the sixth sense

"wow,does it play DVD's?"
"it's a bomb"
"...yeah,but does it play DVD's??"

~Chris Rock

"A black man can steal your sterio, but he cant be your savior."

- Rufus, Dogma

"i'll do anything to get your buisness,anything!hey,i'll even possess myself if i got to..Oh i've got demons all through me,all through me!"

~Beetlejuice

"Open the bay doors, HAL"

~Space Odyssey 2001

The worst movie I have ever saw. I have seen plays that are better than this. You hear me? PLAYS!

"a day at the beach with a diaper on..is NOT a day at the beach."

~

"I have to meet my daughter for our monthly meeting"

~my grandpa

"Nobody are rational"

~Peter

Pop quis hotshot
There's a bomb on the bus what do you do??
WHAT DO YOU DO??

Speed

"There are only two way in which we can account for a necessary agreement of expericence with the concepts of its object: either exerience makes these concepts possible or these concepts make experince possible."

~Immanuel Kant from "Critique of Pure Reason"

One day a women found a snake, frozen into the ice
She took it home, and nursed it back to health.
Then one day, the snake bit her on her cheek,
and she laid dying, and asked the snake
"Why did you do that?"
and the snake replied
"Look bitch, you knew I was a snake!"

-Schaman, Natural Born Killers

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"But you must leave one alive to tell the tale, right?"
"We have the camera.."


-Natural Born Killers

"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest."

James Rodges, murderer, on his final
request before the firing squad

"i am calling because your daughter she come on my property and she kick muy dug and now my gug need operation"

~Kerpal

"@%#!"

~Berret

"Print"
"Hello, gotten any?"
"Yes"
"Did you hear the one about the nun and the rabbi?"
"Just PRINT!"
"Okay, okay, #######!"

Ryan Harrison with a talking printer, Wrongfully Accused

"Aww-a-a-awww-awwww-aww-awww-aww-aw-aw-aw-aw-awww..." me...

"81!" my friend Mark... o.O

*duck walks into a hardwear store*
"got any gwapes(grapes?)"
"no i don't have any grapes.."
*next day,same thing*
"got any gwapes?"
"No i don't have any grapes..and if you come here tomorrow asking for grapes,i'm gonna staple your feet together!"
*next day,the duck walks into the store*
"Got any Staples?"
"..no"
"got any Gwapes?"

"Life is sucide mission"
~Jane

"IS this the missing man?"
*Holds out the toe he found on the ground*
"He seemed taller."

- Hector Cyr and the Sheriff, Lake Placid

"I didn't kill my wife! It was the one-armed, one-legged, and one-eyed man!"

-Wrongfully Accused

That was a good one, Romi!

"This one time at Band Camp, ..."

~American Pie

"Falling in the line of duty for Sir Magus, leaves me with few regrets!"

Slash, CT

"THERES TWO!"
*Sheriff blasts the crocodile with a big gun*
"Guess we're back to one."

"you like tupac??"

~Crank Yankers

"Is there another senior (citizen) with you?"
"Yes but he is only 17!"

~Club pro and my grandpa

"don't you dare talk to others about me!

~Beetlejuice

"Jumanji"

~Jumanji

"Age is a numbers would scare people about aging but it stand for nothing"

~Ben

(It is not accurate but this concept would tell)

You forgot something
If you kill me no onbe can tell them you did
.....
You forgot something to
If i dont kill you then it's nothing to talk about
*Blows his head of*

Natural Born Killers

"Exits are clearly marked, but you will not be using them, should you use them, you will be shot"
"Handcuffs shall not be removed, should you remove them, you will be shot, we hope you have a pleasant ride!"

Prison Transport, Wrongfully Accused

Intruder Intruder
Step away from the car Step away from the car
...
Get in to the car  Get in to the car

Wrongfully Accused

"You can't make me ask the Virgin for forgiveness!"  -The Others

"gimme some chile frito's"

~Friday

"Don't go and spend it all in one place"

~My brother when I recieved three cents from him!

"See big bird fly over our house"

~my little brother

"We're in Denmark now, it's real fun!"

(1 hour later)

"We arent in Denmark, they tricked me!"

-My Lil Bro' (JCD) just minutes ago, over the phone

"You swear.."
"No i cuss.."
"same difference"
"..no,swear is s-w-e-a-r,a nd cussing is caca"
"..um..yeah"

~Tiff and me

"Germany is a real hard team to play against, today they had 11 players in play!"

      -Steve Lomas, Soccer player, After playing against germany

"You know,Normal people ask to borrow sugar..maybe even ketchup..you wanna borrow my car??.....#### naw! get the #### on Felicia.."
"Then lemme borrow a joint"
"You need to borrow a job..with your broke self.."
"I'm gonna remember dat"
"Remember it,write it down, take a picture,i don't care!"

~Smokey,"Friday"

You cannot escape so easily, Dragon. It is not done between us. It will not be done until the end of time.

-Ishamael, Wheel Of Time

Come against me, if you dare! I am the storm! Come if you dare, Shai'tan! I am the Dragon Reborn!

- Rand, Wheel of Time

For the young, death is an enemy they wish to try their strength against. For those of us a little older, she is an old friend, an old lover, but one we are not eager to meet again soon.

-Rhuarc, Wheel Of Time

"my head hurts..Motrin..Anybody have motrin..?
Angy,can i have a hug?"
"..no"
"Then do you have Motrin?"

~My younger sister.she has a headache =\

"He woke up, and said to me......'bloop' "- My homie ruben XD

" yer sexay"~Sage
"yes you are"~Ken
"wha?"~Me
" oh yes..dead sexay *rolls eyes*"~Me
" rofl "~Kyle
" *pounces on you*"~Ken

Chrono was a fool, play with fire and you get burned..

Magus, CT

"Let the sin, begin!"

- The preist (possessed by Nicky's brother), Little Nicky

"You'll get a year supply of those things at the end of your shoe laces,what are those things called?we don't even know what they're called!"

~Gameshow on saturday night live

"Bird! Where have you been all of my life?!"~me
"Up? *climbs on finger*"~bird
"I love you man...."~me
*clicks happily and stretches wings*~bird

"Someone once told me,love will not save us.
but how can that be?look what love gave us.."

~Nickleback,Hero

"Heidiheidiheidi Fleiss!" -Animaniacs

"Peace is but a shadow of death"~ ??

"It's time for Final Jepoardy. The category is The Federalist Papers"
"No wait my wrong, that was the category for REGULAR jepoardy we're taping later today. Your category are "Horsies"!
All you got to do is answer the question, "Are Horses pretty?"
Answer either yes, or no.
Please keep in mind that we accept both of the answers."
"Okay, we start with you Mr Cage, you wagered.... ...your podium is gone!"
"My podium is gone man, I'm confused."
"Yo.. Y.. You know what? I don't care! We move on to Miss Flockhart"

"Miss Flockhart, you answered, Nothing, and you wagered, nothing. Why?"
"The.. pen was.. to heavy.."
"Fair enough"
"Mr Connery let's see what you answered, "Buck"
I guess that's your wager, a buck. Your answer, "Futter"
Buckfutter.."
"Gyahahhahhahaha"
"i don't get it"
"Oh I think you do, Threbek!, BUCKFUTTER!"
"Fine, i don't get it, that is all from Celebrity Jepoardy.."

Celebrity Jepoardy, from SaturdayNightLive.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen

"I win, take a clothespin."

- Me, when I and Highlander played our strange, new poker game.

"No one simply walks into Mordor."

-I think it was Boramyr(dunno how to spell it) in LotR- Fellowship of the ring

1)"And the categories is
Potent Potables
Point To Your Own Head
Letters Or Numbers
Will This Hurt If You Put It In Your Mouth
An Album Cover
Make Any Noise
Famous Muppet Frogs

I should add that the answer to every question in that category is - Kermit"

2)"Thankyou Kermit, yaa, I'm Kermit the frog, I'm Scwarschenegger Kermit"

3)"Boy, you might be legally retarded"

1)"He has a point"
-----------------------
-Celebrity Jepoardy
1) Program leader Threbek
2) Robin Williams
3) Sean Connery

"I have a watch but you need to explain what it looks like. If it matches, I will give it back!"

~One of my camp staff

"Mr Connery, why don't you pick a category"
"Fair enough, I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 800"
"That's AN ALBUM COVER! Not Anal Bum Cover."
"I can read Threbek, that says Anal Bum Cover. I spent half of my life trying to invent a Anal Bum Cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret!"
"You have lived a very horrifying life.."


-Celebrity jepoardy

"Dolly Parton"
"Famous Titles, Mr Connery, not Titties"
"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebeck?"

~Celebrity Jeopardy. This is from memory!

I'm a coyote
What does that mean
If you want to see me again you have to find it out

"I got it, I got it, I just got it, I got it" Tom Cruise
"No, you don't got it!" Trebeck

~Celebrity Jeopardy

"You're so like a rose..." -Garbage

"it's because i'm green isn't it?"

~Grinch

"Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes."

~I forget who said it!  

It's just a bar
Then what are you so upset about

"I feel like killing someone!"
"Relax, I'm not talking about you"

-Dogma

[holds large gun]"the ultra nultralizer"
"Oh yeah,now thats what i'm talking about!"
[hands little gun]
"the noisy Cricket"
"what the..!? What's this?"[points at K]
"..Whoa!"[pushes gun away from face]
"..man i feel like i'm about to break this #### thing.."

~Agent J and Agent K,MiB

"I don't think so!"


- Rayden, Mortal Combat

How unusual, a coin with identic sides..

-Setzer, FF VI

God i love that face

Face Off

"it's that smeely smel..that smelly smell that smells...smelly"

~Mr. Krabs

Sorry folks, forgot to log out of JCD's user

Will add my quote as soon as I log in onto my user

Here goes
"So is the tea, HOT HOT HOT! or cold, HOT HOT HOT!, or cold."
"Does anyone know if the tea is hot or cold"
"Is it ice-tea?"
"NO! It's HOT TEA! Is the HOT tea HOT OR COLD!!"
"Oh I don't know..."

-Celebrity Jepoardy

I want a clean and good fight
So let's get it on

Celebrity Deathmatch

"And as you can see,traffic is a little heavier here on the northbound lane than on the southbound lane"

~Angela Chee,CBS News

Weil der Meister uns gesandt
verk

Oh man
It's fucking Johnny Tsunami

A snowboard movie I dont remember the name

"Wormy! Wormy!..Wormy..? Hey..where's Wormy??"

~Patrick,Spongebob Squarepants

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking

"*Snickers*"
"[Eats Snickers]*

~Cale and I =)

Scott, Daddy's working. Okay?

~Austin Powers 2

In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light yeah
just a headlight
like the one that's headed right for me.
It would be nice if things could turn out right, turn out right yeah.
Don't think I'll ever see the day.
I must have done somethin' wrong or maybe pissed off God I.
I think of chinese food and I think of life
it's sweet and sour.
My life is sweet as sacharine.

The Longest Line, NOFX

"If they had to make a bobble head of you, they would have to shrink your head."

~hardball with chris matthews "SNL"

"I like doing everything on my own...well..not everything"

~My friend,Genko

I'm gonna get P**** no matter what~

Even if it from dirty slut!

True love is what i like the most!

I just jerked, off in your french toast!!!!!~

Blue= Mitch Briggs
Red=Bruce
Green= Ox
Silver= Chef

Scene from the musical part of Not Another Teen Movie

(Note: RTV sorry if this is graphic, just add the nessecary censors okies?)

Did you know anyone on the plane?

~West wing

"Make a bridge and get over it"

~My teacher (Apperrantly he was trying to talk smack o.O)

"They'll like us when we win!"

~refering to Arab countries' view on us, West Wing

"Baby don't cry,
Hope you got your head up.
even when the road is hard,
never give up."

~Tupac

-=:Romi:=-