FFF Action figures! — Something I got from Cale's forums

Ok, here you basically make up ideas for action figures about other members. Here, I'll start.

Romi loves her oreos playset- Includes Romi, 3 bags of oeros (other bags not included) and a lock box to keep them safe! But her next to other FFF Figures to see if she shares!

Chicken Man ™ YeD- YeD loves his chicken! Feed him until he gets full! For more added fun Place him in a FFF KFC playset and let him loose!

FFF KFC Playset- Additional set to let your FFF Figures interact with!

RTV Survivor edition- Place him with other FFF Figures and watch him organize his own survivor show!

Ok they were sorta lame but the teacher is talking and I can't concentrate =D Post yer own Ideas!

XD i remember you told me of this! FUN FUN FUN!!

Sugar Happy Sage- Fun for the whole family!
Includes a lifetime supply of sugar( may only last a day; other bags sold seperately), one bowl of Honey bunches of Oats, and sleeping pills.
Hand him the bowl of cereal and watch eat to his delight! Hand him the bags of sugar, and watch him get hyper and entertain you with absolutely pointless conversations and actions(!CAUTION!, when hyper, he will talk about Romi doll for hours at a time)! When you get annoyed of this play toy, just pop one of the sleeping pills and toss him in a dark closet.

Annoyingly Adorable Romi- Self explanitory fun for absolutely no one! Purchase this toy to make the Sage doll hush up, or keep him entertained when you don't want to.
The Romi doll also gives long lectures, great for parents with hasseling children!

Super SockMan YeD- Wow! How fun =P
Comes with two crates filled with socks, and one bucket of chicken.
This toy is absolutely useless, but buy it for the chicken and free socks! We guarentee you'll look mighty spiffy with these dandy pairs of socks!(AS SEEN ON TV)


These were actually kinda bd too.. but oh wells =)

Hobbes Lionheart- get your Hobbes Lionheart action figure, each comes with a calvin and hobbes strip along with an editorial. Hear hobbes say, "Riggghttttt" and "that it is, that it is" A limited set, individual editorials sold seperately!

Razz Boy- Buy the Razz Boy action figure today! It's really annoying, very very dumb, virtualy retarded, and he's completely useless in every way! He doesn't do squat! He doesn't even know how to spell Squat!

The Winged Sugarcane Kitty- Watch him bounce off walls and do crazy fighting moves with his Katana! Don't piss him off, or he'll pound you with his RPB Rule Power!

Elderly Sexy Socked Man- Uhhh... well...... yeah.

-In stores everywhere-
-Batteries sold seperately-\n\n

'Bruise me up' Aeris Doll- violence never seemed to fun!
Yes, this play thing will keep you and your children entertained with bruising delight!
Includes a long cord attached to doll, replacable body parts( other parts sold seperately), and a zillion, that's right folks, a zillion phrazes and sayings.
Hold the cord tightly, roll down your car window and let her loose! Watch her fly into the air at amazing speeds. When you reel her back in,Wow! she has a bruise on her leg! Use warm water to remove it from the leg, and do it again. When you lose a body part, simply replace it with a newer different looking one, and make her look spiffy.
(CAUTION) If cheese from your refridgerator is missing, or half eaten, please consult with the Aeris doll. She may be the prime suspect.



hehe.. Merry New Year Aeris!lol.. [grin]

-Romi-\n\n

LMAO!
That's so PRO!
omg, that's great!



Aeris & p00ter Couple- Aeris at her finest, with her finest friend! That's right, she comes with her invisible dog, p00ter! Watch as she hugs it, then eats the cheese from under it's collar! Oh no! Don't let the evil Aron Carter take p00ter away again! Let Aeris stop him with her "deadly weapon"! Her donut with spikes can destroy anything! And if she dies, don't worry! Just use the cheese and watch her come alive then hug it so affectionately!\n\n

Pyro man Razz- A fighting monk with hidden intentions, he uses his ultimate skill, burning things, to spice up your fun time! Give him a match and watch the flamable things go up in a puff of smoke! (Caution: Result in the loss of your home and/or loved one(s) is not our fault, please, you have been warned)

Tons of Fun Teddy!- Before she became Romi Seneca, she was the super cute, fluffy, Teddybearperson! Thats right! She's back, along with her on sidekick, Professor Sexy! Watch her say the sweetest most adorable things, and have her bear pimp it up with the ladies! (Caution: Overall cuteness may cause any and all Sage/Kyle products to follow this doll EVERYWHERE! Loss of these dolls is not our responsibility!

Where the F*** is she, Tiff doll- You all know her as the bad ass Tiff! Well, where the hell is she? Look in the box and it is.....empty! (No refunds)

Arkmam's Tea party set- Hold a Tea Party on the roof of other FFF playsets! Care for a cup o' tea? (Arkmam not included)

Hero and Halo twosome set- These two warriors come packed into one set, and with it they bring one hell of a punch! Put them in a fighting arena and watch them duke it out with others!

Now these are better! =D

Mattiman- His super skills of knowing nothing that matters plus his ability to try to skateboard and his shortness equals an amazing hero! He'll pop up from behind you, plant a cherry bomb, then skate away! And when he tries to olley, you can laugh at him!

-skateboard sold seperately-....-same with the batteries-

The Razz 'Hair go kaboom' set- omg, look, his hair just went kaboom!
Straight from the hit television show, Pyromon!

Complete with torch, lighter, gasoline, matches, and other useful burning utensils (Each sold sepreately)
The great thing about this toy is that you don't actually have to burn just his hair. Here are some other fine ways to destroy everything in sight.
- Burn your homework
- burn the school
- burn you sisters makeup
- how about that nasty chicken at school? heck, burn that too!

..Please play responsibly..
::We are not responsible for any destruction caused.. hey , i mean.. you bought it for crisp sakes::

Wait, i can olley!
Razz-a-matazz- the gay action hero, with the acent you wuld swear that richard simmons is right behind you! his slap can prove harmful, so keep out of reach of children. Pluse, comes with a free jazzercise tape. His super weapon is the "sing" it so horrible it deafens everyone in ear shot (heheheheheh......) this is truly a superhero to buy



his partner in...... well lets just say partner, is sold seperatly

~~~Let's watch the flaming~~~
~~~~~~~~RTV King~~~~~~~\n\n

OMG Sage!!
Those were hilarious!!!
I need to come up with ideas for some of my own  

Dwarf Quarreler Highlander- Comes in real life size (2 feet) Watch him quarrel with everyone he meets, and never (I mean NEVER) give in, even when his competer has undeniable proof!

Hitting Heroman- Watch him put his moves on anyone/thing he meets. Comes with two removable black eyes and a bleedin nose. Batteries to voice box with bad pick up lines is sold separetly.\n\n

Bah, I never quarrel

Special! Admin set!- Comes with RTV and YeD with special ADMIN powers! Behold as they have mods Romi, Hobbes, and Sage do their dirty work! A collectors Item for all!

Moderator Play Set!- Oo"

Comes with Intelligently speaking Hobbes, 'i can wet my pants!' Sage, and Cookie fun Romi doll.
All three intereact with eachother as well as the admin set. Watch them get pushed around by the admins, but pull them away from both admins and listen to them whisper bad things about both of the admin dolls.
Hobbes doll speaks proper english, don't worry.. it IS english (Also comes in French, Italian and Spanish)
Cookie fun Romi hands spiked cookies to all members and moderators to do her bidding (Different spiked cookies sold seperatley)
'I can wet my pants!' Sage doll.. well, put him with members that make him mad and watch him piss his pants!Also works with 'Super Sockman YeD' doll socks.

                  [-WARNING-]
--Many small pieces, for ages 3 and down--